THESE DAMN FUCKING BED BUGS!

Seriously, how the hell pain this is. I mean, I knew there was something off when my legs started itching, but seeing those little freaks crawling around? This is just the worst. I've tried everything - bombing the place with poison-{ it's like they just thrive on it. Now I'm living in my car on vacations, and I'm starting to think this will last f

I swear I'm at my wit's end with these/those/them darn bed bugs. They're like/sucking the life out of/infesting my whole apartment and I just can't seem to get rid of them/the little critters/this infestation. I've tried everything/all sorts of things/pretty much every home remedy under the sun, but they keep coming back/it's like they're multiplyi